If Indian Politicians were Popular Film Titles

No political agenda, no deep research. Just top-of-mind associations and a healthy dose of satire. The titles were randomly picked, based on public personas, visibility and perception, and not as a statement of facts. 

So please take this with a pinch of salt and a bit of caramel.

If Popular Indian politicians were an Amazon Prime movie title,

 Let's begin with everyone's favourite, common man, and uncommon political -

Arvind Kejriwal — Thappad

His political journey has been one constant cycle of confrontations, courtrooms, campaigns and comebacks, with unending drama and a muffler that is now a historical emblem.

Raghav Chadha — Youngistaan to Traitor

He became the poster boy of Indian politics and a rousing cadence amongst youth. Whatever transpired, his sudden U-turn [and a mass one] had broken millions of hearts not just on Instagram but in reality as well.

Kangana Ranaut — Queen

We like her and her unfiltered opinions except those on Indian freedom and party agenda. What to do? Even twitter is renamed X after her infamous controversy. 

Yogi Adityanath — Tandav

A larger-than-life image built around strong law-and-order messaging. When the bulldozer enters the arena, background music plays automatically. Hope he settles the Ram Mandir Chanda theft controversy, fair and lawful, without jokers like Anupam Kher in tow. 

Ravi Kishan — Omkara

For his chutzpah persona and feisty face-offs, both on screen and off. Never misses an opportunity to deliver dialogue with full theatre-mode energy. His samosa talk tops the entertainment page on NEET ka Akhbaar [newspaper]

Priyanka Chaturvedi — Shakuntala Devi

Poised, educated, and one of the more data-driven voices in political debates. She always seems to have an answer before someone can finish the question. 

Smriti Irani — Chachi 420

An actor, politician, debater and campaigner—all rolled into one, but efficiency = none. 

Lalu Prasad Yadav & Rabri Devi — Rocky Aur Rani Kii Prem Kahaani

Indian politics' most iconic political partnership, giving no fodder to turn. And in Indian Politics, family franchises have excellent box office numbers. 

Narendra Modi — Ram Setu (with occasional "Do Knot Disturb" mode)

Grand narratives, big symbolism, and a leadership style that rarely breaks character. Indian poster boy on the International political Arena, looting not just hearts but Italian melodies too. 

Nitish Kumar — Dug Dug

The only politician whose political GPS keeps saying, "Recalculating route..."

Rahul Gandhi & Priyanka Gandhi — Yeh Meri Family

Family package. Combo offer. Political chemistry included. 

Nitin Gadkari — Golmaal

Expressways are so smooth... until the next pothole reminds you that life is about balance. And then there are never-ending tolls, falling high-cost bridges to automobiles, disrupting Ethanol. And you accused only Congress of family politics... oops, the demotion was not expected.  

Mamata Banerjee — Ghayal

Knocked down? Maybe. Knocked out? Didi O Didi. 

Nirmala Sitharaman — Param Sundari

The most powerful woman in the country, she holds the finances. I love when she says- This is the kanoon of this country. Yet with such a powerful persona, her numbers are not working.

Dharmendra Pradhan — Tamasha

Every academic year comes with almost the same plot twist. More than him, the title belongs to the current education system. And if I may say, he would be one of the reason of BJP downfall, as appearing widely on social media across India and abroad.

Sonia Gandhi — Stree

A threat to many men in politics, in a pizza-loving nation. 

Rarely says much. Somehow still dominates the storyline.

Supriya Shrinate — Main Hoon Na

She is Sharp, articulate and always available to defend her party on the TV debates, making her opponents look like dug rabbits. 

Devendra Amruta Fadnavis — Kuch Na Kaho

Saddened to hear his "Bhade ke Tatte" remarks in Parliament and his insensitivity to criticism, the title seems apt. 

Shashi Thesaurus Tharoor — English-Vinglish

One of my favourites. Actually, with Sridevi, it makes two. 

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Well, that was my quick List. Which politician deserves a different movie title? Drop your suggestions

 PS. If this post still offended you, sorry, but no offence intended nor given. All in a lighter vein.