'Haves' and 'Have-nots'
He said- "Congratulate me! I got my promotion letter"
I said- "Congratulations for the promotion. So, now the divide between 'haves' and 'have-nots' have further increased". :-)
He said- "What are you saying? I am getting this after 'X' years.
I said- "Oh Great! Now it will be easy for you to empathesize with me".
He smirked and left to show his letter to others.