Marriage- Why this Kolaveri Di?


They say marriages are made in heaven but i say, its
Mad on earth!
There's so much madness in this never ending debate of
Love marriages
v/s
Arranged marriages
v/s
Arranged marriages
Enough said....now its a time to sing a song...the soup song...the chicken soup song for the soul of all Kolaveri lovers...
So when sally weds harry, why this Kolaveri di?
Yo Public!
I am sing
song
(marriage
bells ringing-ding dong)
It’s a Marriage Song…
Wedlock song
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di..
Over Arranged
marriage and Love marriage
Why this
Kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
Aa parents
arrange marriage for munni- chunnu
Good looking,
smart, long height -u
Family background
income all might -u
newspaper,
punditji and matrimonial site
Screening the
girl from left and right
Girl serve snacks n tea
Mamma like samosa with aloo
Girl serve snacks n tea
Mamma like samosa with aloo
Horoscope,
engagement, Dowry, function,
Band baja
baraat, all drink and tight u
Haan why
this kolaveri in arranged marriage di
Boy meet girl
u girl u
Girl lose
heart to boy u boy u
Eyes u meet,
heart skip a beat u
Together future
plan they two
Now this
kolaveri kolaveri di…
Mamma not
ready, shows disapproval
Appa wants
to see other girl
"lover lover, v r lover
so why can't we marry"
Pa pa pa ppan pa papa ppan
"lover lover, v r lover
so why can't we marry"
Pa pa pa ppan pa papa ppan
Lots of arguments,
lots of dishoom dishoom
Super
mamma ready-
Why this kolaveri over love marriage di
One two three four…
Ja simran jee le apni zindagi
Parents say hun ha hun, our choice was better
Raj marry Simran and lives happily thereafter
Why this kolaveri over love marriage di
Ok mama,
now tune change u
boy n girl goes for honeymoon u
boy n girl goes for honeymoon u
Hun..um…ha…hun…
Post marriage same family drama
couple says aiyooo rama
love or arrange-u, everyone cries
vows faints, romance flies
Boy office overtime u, Sunday cricket match view
Hand glass-u; Only English
daaru
Glass la
scotch u
Girl watch
hindi serial all saas bahu
Eyes u
full aa tear u
Empty life-u
Life u
reverse gear u
aa..Lovv u
lovv u, oh my lovv u
where did
u disappear all my lovv u
cow u cow,
holi cow u
gone where
all marriage vow u
return my
dowry, return my freedom
marriage
is such a burden
love u
love u why u dying now-u
this-u
song for girls boys u
who is
waiting to take a bow u
we don’t
have choice-u have one now
Why this kolaveri- kolaveri on marriage di
Love marriage or arranged marriage... Why this kolaveri di
Love or arrange, u marry u marry u
husband wife do ilu ilu
Why this Kolaveri di?
When Harry weds Sally, why this Kolaveri di?
When Sally weds Garry, why this Kolaveri di?
When Harry weds Garry, why this......
oops....track change!
kolaveri Kolaveri di!!!
PS: The Kolaveri di song is such a rage, you can click here for the original lyrics
Pic Courtesy:Google.com
Kolaveri= Killling rage
Kolaveri= Killling rage
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Why this kolaveri kolaveri di?
Why this debaytu debaytu di?
Lovvu marriagu arraynju marriagu
Old old topic-u
Now-u now-u worry worry
Talku talku writetu writetu
Boyu marry boyu or girlu
Girlu marry girlu or boyu
Thank u- thank-u
Deleteu u buddy u
like my post u
i am glad u do :)
Said na said na
I did said na
harry garry n sally story na
romba problem garry harry marry kyu?
You are super. I got to hand it to you.
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ReplyDeleterocking u ! :P
Thank u thank u
Deletecome again, keep coming u
Aha-U! U did very well-U on this post-U :)
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I-I Hippie Hippie I-I
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Sure ..that u- will do...sure u..welcome u :)
Deletehaahahha ...... damn it was reallly reallllyyy funny and a fresh post ....superb ....... and you knowww i read your whole poem with the tune :P :P hahahha still can't stop laughing ......lovelyyyyy and refreshing one dear .....good luck :D :D
ReplyDeleteThank u..aaa
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I wrote this while hmming the tune and soooo gald that u like u :)
Always pick love marriage over arranged marriage.
ReplyDeleteEspecially if it’s to the daughter of a SuperStar.
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It can even turn a horribawful song into a HIT!
"Horribawful" is a new word I made up (Horrible + Awful)...because one word isn’t enough to describe my song.
Regards,
Dhanush
???? As long as miya biwi raaji....there is no problem dhanushji
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