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Film Review: Ram Leela- A Curious Case of Ras Leela

Thursday, December 12, 2013 33 Comments

Another ambitious project bites the dust this year- Ramleela - Goliyon ki Rasleela. 

Far off in Kutch land, two "golibaaz" groups- Saneras & Rajwadis, lived to kill each other. A little one pees in the pod and whole town gets in "shoot the duck". Enters Ram & Leela, young lovey-dovey borderline porn savvy lovers who check each other's lengths and breadth, talks raunchy, flees from home only to roam & return like an undelivered post. Bold & beautiful, strong & dutiful, the twain never unite. You ask why? Was it power of Animosity, ammunition & Arm? Well, t'was a tower of stubborn stubble that did all the harm.

The film had everything- Shakespeare's legacy, good star-cast, lavish sets, music, item song, sleaze, chemistry, Six packs, action, brilliant cinematography, even lots of color to camouflage the ugly beard but lest Ram heard, the beard won the argument & love story failed. He spent all his time running a porn parlor and harnessing ambition of sowing his wild oats with a Sanera's gal but Tsch could not succeed and leaves his bride in the middle of foreplay to have "dinner with friends". How smarty! Post interval, the party is still "baaki", Leela is forced back home, doesn't listen to her "maa-ki", loses her middle finger in the hope of losing virginity "one day" but Alas! The film plays on audience nerves as a "test match", testing their weird sensibility and curses absurd. All went unheard, the cause of Ram's stupid stubble, stupid beard.

Ram- All acquired knowledge of Bird & Bee came no handy and dies the dandy, for his overgrown beard, ears covered, made him nerd that he missed hearing the verdict by "Supreme court of Dhancore", uproar, killed each other, leaving viewers relived from being bore(d)

Moral- A beard like bush, needs a "shaving" push!

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33 comments:

  1. I liked the moral of your story Ekta :P

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    1. Thanks for the tag. I have two more pending tags. After that, I will accept yours. I have tagged you here. Hope you will accept it.

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  2. Nice story around Ramleela :)

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    1. Thanks Tarun, I have tagged you in a post, pl write.

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    2. Yeah,I will acknowledge your tag in next post :) Hope you will acknowledge my tag too.

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    3. yes pl...lemme know once u r done.. I will do the needful.

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    4. Hey Ekta, I acknowledged your tag here : Newly Found Love in Metro !! and now I hope you will acknowledge my tag too. :)

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    5. Ignore the above link as it turned out to be a failure.
      Hey Ekta, I acknowledged your tag here : Newly Found Love in Metro !! and now I hope you will acknowledge my tag too. :)

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    6. Sure..thanks ...will do in my next post :)

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  3. I cursed myself entire movie for watching it!!! it was a real torture...But your post around Ram-leela and beared-made me laugh!!!your post is any day more entertaining than 3hrs movie

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    1. Thanks soo much Knitha! That's a lovely comment. I had more for te post but given the time/ word limit I left it for another post which I may post tomo or weekend. Shall I tag you there?

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    2. Tagged you here- http://www.numerounity.com/2013/12/ram-leela-rasleela-ya-character-dheela.html

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  4. Great Post... Have accepted your tag on my post. Have tagged you back as well. Pls acknowledge in your next post.
    Would appreciate it.
    http://icynosure.blogspot.com/2013/12/was-he-real.html

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    1. Thanks so much Heena... I responded back. Here's the link u need to upload- http://www.numerounity.com/2013/12/ram-leela-rasleela-ya-character-dheela.html

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  5. so this a PASS against all unshaved heros :P
    LOL
    good one btw

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    1. Thanks Afshan..hope u write one soon.

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  6. Great post! I didn't know this film!

    XOXO!

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    1. Thanks. Its a newly released hindi movie called- Ramleela, Gliyon ki Rasleela starring Deepika Padukone n Ranvir Singh

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  7. Sanjay Leela Bhansali should read this.. What a review.. Can't stop laughing :D:D

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    1. Thanks Jyotsna..the film was tad disappointment.

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  8. Wasn't it funny that every time people would shoot bullets like crazy and no one would even notice them, the one time they were shooting with some care, two of them get shot and die, resulting in the only tragic event in the story.

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    1. It indeed was...The movie was a cliche.. I could watch n tell how its gonna shape next!

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  9. http://ideasolsi65.blogspot.in/2013/12/caught.html

    tagged you. Pl.check.

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  11. Acknowledged you tag in
    http://www.eatoutsdelhi.net/2013/12/my-stubble-and-interview-part-2.html

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    1. Thanks Aditya, Sorry for replying late. Keep writing and in keep in touch!

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