Film Review: Ram Leela- A Curious Case of Ras Leela

Another ambitious project bites the dust this year- Ramleela - Goliyon ki Rasleela. 

Far off in Kutch land, two "golibaaz" groups- Saneras & Rajwadis, lived to kill each other. A little one pees in the pod and whole town gets in "shoot the duck". Enters Ram & Leela, young lovey-dovey borderline porn savvy lovers who check each other's lengths and breadth, talks raunchy, flees from home only to roam & return like an undelivered post. Bold & beautiful, strong & dutiful, the twain never unite. You ask why? Was it power of Animosity, ammunition & Arm? Well, t'was a tower of stubborn stubble that did all the harm.

The film had everything- Shakespeare's legacy, good star-cast, lavish sets, music, item song, sleaze, chemistry, Six packs, action, brilliant cinematography, even lots of color to camouflage the ugly beard but lest Ram heard, the beard won the argument & love story failed. He spent all his time running a porn parlor and harnessing ambition of sowing his wild oats with a Sanera's gal but Tsch could not succeed and leaves his bride in the middle of foreplay to have "dinner with friends". How smarty! Post interval, the party is still "baaki", Leela is forced back home, doesn't listen to her "maa-ki", loses her middle finger in the hope of losing virginity "one day" but Alas! The film plays on audience nerves as a "test match", testing their weird sensibility and curses absurd. All went unheard, the cause of Ram's stupid stubble, stupid beard.

Ram- All acquired knowledge of Bird & Bee came no handy and dies the dandy, for his overgrown beard, ears covered, made him nerd that he missed hearing the verdict by "Supreme court of Dhancore", uproar, killed each other, leaving viewers relived from being bore(d)

Moral- A beard like bush, needs a "shaving" push!

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