The UnShaved, Unbathed R...Rajkumar

December 10, 2013 53 Comments


This weekend the entire nation agreed on two things-

1) It's time to change the political game by sweeping Congress with AAP ka broom and BJP's Lotus

2) R...Rajkumar is the worst film of the 2013

While politics is altogether a different ball game, let's quickly review what went wrong with the film. After the detailed investigation, analysis, and reports by numerous committees including the Chai-wala committee, go-farce, and Guilt of Film Audience, it's revealed-

The film flopped because chocolate boy Shahid Kapoor did not bathe or shave in the entire film!

The beard perspired and like the leading lady of the film, even the audience ran away from the theaters. Do not believe me? Here's proof in pictures-

My life is all about two things- Pyaar-3 ya Maar-3 
[male grooming? Nah!]

Honey, you did not shave/bath even today?
OMG! His beard is thicker than my hair.
OMG 2! I hate that Stinky Stubble!

That was indeed a "bloody- thorny" kiss to remember

Good Lord Producer, pl save me from this stubble torture
Whaddya see in this hairy scary guy, Sonakshi?
I am confused who is the Villain of the film?
Dare you come near me. Don't you know, whose daughter am I?
Khamosh! You stinky stubble-men & take a bath

[Nothing helped- love, action or threat]
If only you had shaved, our film would be saved from tanking!



Trivia: Daksha Ben of "Kyun ki Saas bhi..." after seeing Shahid' looks said Aarrra Rara Rajkumar instead of Romeo Rajkumar and the film was named- Rrr Rajkumar.

68% of women think clean-shaven men smell good 
and 
No Shave No Bath. 

Hence proves, why the movie failed

So dear Shahid. Not Shaving is like not taking ba ath and both of them are "Gandi Baat".
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This post is a part of the Protest Against Smelly Stubble Activity in association with BlogAdda.
I tag my friends- Saru Singhal, Anita Explorer, Aditya Manchanda, Arvind Passey & Sammy Brata here
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Tags I responded/ finished- Sammy Brata

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53 comments:

  1. Amrit Sinha10 December

    Ha ha ha ... unshaved hero sure can be 'gandi baat' :-P

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  2. Karan Sampat10 December

    Lovely post...:D

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  3. Unknown10 December

    Nice Post. I accepted your tag in my post
    http://www.eatoutsdelhi.net/2013/12/my-stubble-and-winning-dream.html
    do tag me in your next post.

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    1. ekta khetan12 December

      Aditya, thanks for accepting my 1st tag.. I have re-tagged you.

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  4. Shaivi11 December

    Haha! Loved the way u weaved a creative post out of a flop movie!!!

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  5. Bhavya Kaushik12 December

    lol, this is hilarious! :D Great post ma'am :)

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    1. ekta khetan12 December

      Thanks Bhavya...shall I tag you in one of the posts today ?

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  6. jahid12 December

    Hmmm.. very creative :) enjoyed it !!

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    1. ekta khetan12 December

      Thanks Jahid! I shall tag you in my next post :)

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  7. Canary12 December

    hahaha, very funny! :D

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    1. ekta khetan12 December

      Thanks so much Canary...are you too participating for same?

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  8. Unknown12 December

    good one!
    damn you shahid!

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  9. Anita Sabat12 December

    Thanks for tagging me. I am busy clearing my pending Tags!
    I'll be responding to your Tag shortly.
    I have tagged you in my Post- http://anitaexplorer.blogspot.in/2013/12/clean-shaven-heroes-pass_10.html
    Do respond to my Tag too! :)

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    1. ekta khetan12 December

      Thanks Anita... I will respond to your tag post your response as I have tagged u first :)

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    2. Anita Sabat13 December

      I have accepted and responded to your Tag in my latest Post- http://anitaexplorer.blogspot.in/2013/12/pass-with-jai-siya-ram.html

      I look forward to your response to my Tag (in my Post mentioned in the previous comment) Do inform me when you do.
      Cheers! :)

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    3. ekta khetan21 February

      Thanks Anita!

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  10. Seeta12 December

    Hehehe, i decided not to watch the movie when I realized Shahid Kapoor and Sonakshi Sinha both star in it :P

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    1. ekta khetan13 December

      Lolz...thats a coincidence.. I too thought that way ;)

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  11. Seeta12 December

    Oops hit enter before I could complete.. lovely take on the campaign :)

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    1. ekta khetan13 December

      Thanks so much Seeta..never mind :)

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  12. Unknown13 December

    Super comic post..I loved those captions very much :) :)

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    1. ekta khetan13 December

      Aww...thanks soo much Akrati...pl keep reading...I will post a new post with caption soon :)

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  13. Bushra13 December

    Hahaha! Tumne mere alfaaz churaliye sweety! Rajkumaar was indeed the most pathetic film of the century! Hate hate hated it! Dunno about the PASS movement but your post is or sure a real treat! :D Zabardast! sharing it all around...and ATB! :)

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    1. ekta khetan13 December

      yeah..I am yet to see it but the trailers etc are very discouraging. People who watched it, had headache, so I refrained it completely.

      Thanks sooo much for liking my post :) Its a lovely compliment.

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  14. Unknown13 December

    Lol!!! No shave= no bath...hahahhahaha.....loved reading the post ..so hilarious:)

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  15. Tomichan Matheikal13 December

    Come on, it's time the women changed their opinion. I don't shave (allergy problem) but i bathe regularly and I don't smell bad ;)

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    1. ekta khetan16 December

      Well You may be an exception and yeah good news..some women do not mind the stubble...so get lucky and all the best :)

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  16. Priyanka Roy Banerjee13 December

    Good one, Ekta :)

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  17. Afshan Shaik13 December

    Hilarious !
    Review of the movie and msg ek saath... Achi hai ye gandi baat :)
    good one ekta

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    1. ekta khetan27 December

      Achi baat hai Yeh Afshan :) Thanks!

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  18. Pratikshya13 December

    it was really hillarious...
    i also posted on this topic..
    http://pratikshya-magicmoments.blogspot.in/2013/12/daddy-dear.html

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    1. ekta khetan21 February

      Loved your post :) Thanks for liking my small jig :)

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  19. Unknown13 December

    I love guys with that macho macho look but then not shaving and bathing(rofl) is not macho in any way and I mean dialogues like pyaar pyaar pyaar ya maar maar maar.......I mean what was the think tank in the movie doing. Language in Munna bhai was cool but this was more like Bhaag Bhaag aur door Bhaag or Vaapas theatre mey mat aana.

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    1. ekta khetan21 February

      Same here.. they think they will fool public with such tacky dialogues...may be they have an audience who likes this..off late a lot of movies have sporting such dialogues. What to do, except avoid what we do not like :)

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  20. ekta khetan13 December

    Yes, that's a very interesting analogy!

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  21. Empty Rucksack 13 December

    Stubles are supposed to be cool, but they follow a general rule, not everyone looks good with stubles, certainly shahid is not one of them

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    1. ekta khetan21 February

      I agree... he is a chocolate hero and all his fans prefer him that way..neither are these movies good enough for him to de-grade himself in such roles..he is good actor, who looks good too. May be professional pressures and need to deliver hits/experiments make them do such movies.

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  22. Unknown13 December

    I dont think even an unshaven hero would have saved this stupid movie.

    Pages off Life

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    1. ekta khetan21 February

      Yeah true that..though I have not watched this movie, nor do I intend to do so.

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  23. Jyotsna Bhatia14 December

    haha.. That was so damn creative !! Good job :)

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    1. ekta khetan21 February

      Thanks Jyotsana :) Stay tuned, a new one coming soon...

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  24. Unknown21 December

    Awesome...! I am gonna die laughing. You are too good :)
    First timer at your blog and really happy to be here...

    Loved the way you have weaved the story around the pictures.

    I have tagged you in my post here- http://cerebralrendezvous.blogspot.in/2013/12/desert-safari-day-pius-porky-pies.html

    i would request you to acknowledge my tag and you can tag me back. I will be more than happy to respond to your tag...

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    1. ekta khetan27 December

      Thanks soo much Pihu oops Priyanka...You have a lovely blog indeed. I am little tied up these days and unsure of further doing PASS posts..But I have ur tag in my mind and I shall definitely respond once am back on the binge and complete other tags here :)

      Keep blogging, ur blog page looks a jar full of energy jelly beans :)

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    2. Unknown27 December

      Thanks for appreciating my blog... :)
      Keep visiting it often :)

      Loads of Love

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    3. ekta khetan21 February

      I do :) Stay tuned.

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  25. aagrahari16 March

    couldn't stop laughing ...:D
    Exceptional (Y)

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  26. Amrit26 June

    Ha Ha Ha.... this is a hilarious post Ekta... first time Sonakshi manages to not do the worst performance of the film

    Amritt

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