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The UnShaved, Unbathed R...Rajkumar

Tuesday, December 10, 2013 55 Comments


This weekend the entire nation agreed on two things-

1) It's time to change the political game by sweeping Congress with AAP ka broom and BJP's Lotus

2) R...Rajkumar is the worst film of the 2013

While politics is altogether a different ball game, Lets's quickly review what went wrong with the film. After the detail investigation, analysis and reports by numerous committee including Chai-wala committee, go-farce and Guilt of Film Audience, its revealed-

The film flopped because chocolate boy Shahid Kapoor did not bathed or shaved in entire film!

The beard perspired and like the leading lady of the film, even audience ran away from theaters. Do not believe me? Here's proof in pictures-

My life is all about two things- Pyaar-3 ya Maar-3 
[male grooming? Nah!]

Honey you did not shave/bath even today?
OMG! His beard is thicker than my hair.
OMG 2! I hate that Stinky Stubble!

That was indeed a "bloody- thorny" kiss to remember

Good Lord Producer, pl save me from this stubble torture
Whaddya see in this hairy scary guy, Sonakshi?
I am confused who is the Villain of the film?
Dare you come near me. Don't you know, whose daughter am I?
Khamosh! You stinky stubble-men & take a bath

[Nothing helped- love, action or threat]


If only you would've shaved, our film would be saved from tanking!



Trivia: Daksha ben of "Kyun ki Saas bhi..." after seeing Shahid' looks said aarrra rara Rajkumar instead of Romeo Rajkumar and the film was named- Rrr Rajkumar.

68% women thinks clean shaven men smells good 
and 
No Shave= No Bath. 

Hence proven, why the movie failed

So dear Shahid. Not Shaving is  like not taking bath and both of them are "Gandi Baat".
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This post is a part of the Protest Against Smelly Stubble Activity in association with BlogAdda.
I tag my friends- Saru Singhal, Anita Explorer, ADitya Manchanda, Arvind Passey & Sammy Brata here
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Tags I responded/ finished- Sammy Brata

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55 comments:

  1. Ha ha ha ... unshaved hero sure can be 'gandi baat' :-P

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  2. Nice Post. I accepted your tag in my post
    http://www.eatoutsdelhi.net/2013/12/my-stubble-and-winning-dream.html
    do tag me in your next post.

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    1. Aditya, thanks for accepting my 1st tag.. I have re-tagged you.

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  3. Haha! Loved the way u weaved a creative post out of a flop movie!!!

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  4. lol, this is hilarious! :D Great post ma'am :)

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    1. Thanks Bhavya...shall I tag you in one of the posts today ?

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  5. Hmmm.. very creative :) enjoyed it !!

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    1. Thanks Jahid! I shall tag you in my next post :)

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    1. Thanks so much Canary...are you too participating for same?

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  7. Thanks for tagging me. I am busy clearing my pending Tags!
    I'll be responding to your Tag shortly.
    I have tagged you in my Post- http://anitaexplorer.blogspot.in/2013/12/clean-shaven-heroes-pass_10.html
    Do respond to my Tag too! :)

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    1. Thanks Anita... I will respond to your tag post your response as I have tagged u first :)

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    2. I have accepted and responded to your Tag in my latest Post- http://anitaexplorer.blogspot.in/2013/12/pass-with-jai-siya-ram.html

      I look forward to your response to my Tag (in my Post mentioned in the previous comment) Do inform me when you do.
      Cheers! :)

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  8. Hehehe, i decided not to watch the movie when I realized Shahid Kapoor and Sonakshi Sinha both star in it :P

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    1. Lolz...thats a coincidence.. I too thought that way ;)

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  9. Oops hit enter before I could complete.. lovely take on the campaign :)

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    1. Thanks so much Seeta..never mind :)

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  10. So AAP won because Kerjiwal is clean shaven most of the time :D

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    1. Yes, that's a very interesting analogy!

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  11. Super comic post..I loved those captions very much :) :)

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    1. Aww...thanks soo much Akrati...pl keep reading...I will post a new post with caption soon :)

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  12. Hahaha! Tumne mere alfaaz churaliye sweety! Rajkumaar was indeed the most pathetic film of the century! Hate hate hated it! Dunno about the PASS movement but your post is or sure a real treat! :D Zabardast! sharing it all around...and ATB! :)

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    1. yeah..I am yet to see it but the trailers etc are very discouraging. People who watched it, had headache, so I refrained it completely.

      Thanks sooo much for liking my post :) Its a lovely compliment.

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  13. Lol!!! No shave= no bath...hahahhahaha.....loved reading the post ..so hilarious:)

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  14. Come on, it's time the women changed their opinion. I don't shave (allergy problem) but i bathe regularly and I don't smell bad ;)

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    1. Well You may be an exception and yeah good news..some women do not mind the stubble...so get lucky and all the best :)

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  15. Hilarious !
    Review of the movie and msg ek saath... Achi hai ye gandi baat :)
    good one ekta

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    1. Achi baat hai Yeh Afshan :) Thanks!

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  16. it was really hillarious...
    i also posted on this topic..
    http://pratikshya-magicmoments.blogspot.in/2013/12/daddy-dear.html

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    1. Loved your post :) Thanks for liking my small jig :)

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  17. I love guys with that macho macho look but then not shaving and bathing(rofl) is not macho in any way and I mean dialogues like pyaar pyaar pyaar ya maar maar maar.......I mean what was the think tank in the movie doing. Language in Munna bhai was cool but this was more like Bhaag Bhaag aur door Bhaag or Vaapas theatre mey mat aana.

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    1. Same here.. they think they will fool public with such tacky dialogues...may be they have an audience who likes this..off late a lot of movies have sporting such dialogues. What to do, except avoid what we do not like :)

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  18. Stubles are supposed to be cool, but they follow a general rule, not everyone looks good with stubles, certainly shahid is not one of them

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    1. I agree... he is a chocolate hero and all his fans prefer him that way..neither are these movies good enough for him to de-grade himself in such roles..he is good actor, who looks good too. May be professional pressures and need to deliver hits/experiments make them do such movies.

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  19. I dont think even an unshaven hero would have saved this stupid movie.

    Pages off Life

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    1. Yeah true that..though I have not watched this movie, nor do I intend to do so.

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  20. haha.. That was so damn creative !! Good job :)

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    1. Thanks Jyotsana :) Stay tuned, a new one coming soon...

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  21. Awesome...! I am gonna die laughing. You are too good :)
    First timer at your blog and really happy to be here...

    Loved the way you have weaved the story around the pictures.

    I have tagged you in my post here- http://cerebralrendezvous.blogspot.in/2013/12/desert-safari-day-pius-porky-pies.html

    i would request you to acknowledge my tag and you can tag me back. I will be more than happy to respond to your tag...

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    1. Thanks soo much Pihu oops Priyanka...You have a lovely blog indeed. I am little tied up these days and unsure of further doing PASS posts..But I have ur tag in my mind and I shall definitely respond once am back on the binge and complete other tags here :)

      Keep blogging, ur blog page looks a jar full of energy jelly beans :)

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    2. Thanks for appreciating my blog... :)
      Keep visiting it often :)

      Loads of Love

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  22. couldn't stop laughing ...:D
    Exceptional (Y)

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  23. Ha Ha Ha.... this is a hilarious post Ekta... first time Sonakshi manages to not do the worst performance of the film

    Amritt

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