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Ram Leela - Rasleela in Picture

Sunday, December 15, 2013 , , 40 Comments

We reviewed the film here. Now let's picture talk-

The "Chest Wise, Face Fool" Ram
meets the Chikni Chum-Leela

Tattad Tattad, TSch TSch
"Lets make love"?
No honey I have a "beardache" tonite
Shall we kiss and make now? I am ready for the kiss
Wanna make? First take a bath in lake 
No Shave=No Bath

Ok Leela I took bath, now shall we kiss?

Kiss? Oh Fish! That Stubble looks trouble. Dial P.A.S.S. @BlogAdda
Boo Hoo..my porn collection caught raid handed. The brothers died, access to love denied. No one loves me.
Aww Don't be sad. What if you killed my brother, sis-in-law said he wasn't good in bed either. Let's flee-flee outta this KillU-KillU land and wed.  I will soon find a way to mate. 
Here's honey, try this new shaver that I bought from Gillette.
Do sata sat and we will make love fata fat

In anticipation of a clean shaven Ranveer
I am trying to kiss but damn this stinky stubble, I am not that good an actress. 

Rajwadi village ke head, tum kya shave karna nahi jaante ho?

I really hate that stinky stubble and will shoot if you get closer.
I have a license to kill. Shave off or I ring the "P.A.S.S." bell?

The Director intervened, his face became rehearsal land 
Sanjay I can't take this many anymore. He is trying to seduce you? Aaaargh!

I made a P.A.S.S. and you failed, now prepare to die 
Rest is history. Ram and Leela killed each other. Ram killed to end daily Mahabharta; Leela followed the shoot. They did not even see cheek-to-cheek for film's posters.
Yawn! Ram Chahe Leela, Leela Chahe Ram, between them stubble ka kya kaam? 

Now you knew why I ditched Ranveer

Rumors were True, his beard is a big Nene, it really stink




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40 comments:

  1. Great read... enjoyed it thoroughly!!! :-)

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  2. Hey Ekta.Thank you for Acknowledging my tag.
    http://icynosure.blogspot.com/

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    1. Welcome Heena ...I loved your blogs, you r so energetic!

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  3. while wathing the movie , i was not able to decide the era of movie like its jahan dhichkiyan wahan ishkiyau of present era or rajeda / saneda era ;)

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    1. Very true... the movie has many loopholes...

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  4. lol... ROFLing all through!

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  5. Haha! That was really funny! (But to be frank, I liked the movie.. and I actually like guys with a bit of a stubble (though not the full blown mush-n-beard that Ranveer sported in this))

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    1. Haha each his own...It was just a post intended for fun, no personal thing for me in this..I just wanted to bring smiles to faces :)

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    1. Thanks Jhilmil..glad you liked it...come back soon for another smashing review :)

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  7. You sure ripped the movie or should I say the stubble.......LOL.

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  8. Good imagination, I must say, risking the reputation of my beard.

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    1. Ha haa...your beard is safe. thanks!

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  9. Hilarious....one of your most innovative post.. all the best for the contest..

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  10. OMG. This is amazing..You are such a creative person,,,maaar hi dalla ...awesome!!!!

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    1. Thanks soo much Deepti...Thanks for sharing it on FB :)

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  11. Wow, girl you are so innovative and creative..Awesome!!!!!!

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  12. Ekta you are a sparkling wonder....I had a good laugh before ending my day. God bless.

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  13. You are a lil wonder when it comes to blogging. A sheer genius display. Had a good laugh before ending the day. God bless.

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    1. Awww thats sooo sweet...Thanks sooo much :)
      Pray I win the first prize here :)

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  14. Ekta you are a sparkling wonder....I had a good laugh before ending my day. God bless.

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  15. Accepted the tag here
    http://anmolrawat.blogspot.in/2013/12/pass-post-10.html

    Sorry for the delay :)

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