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Item Girl Rose to fame, India gets a new Female PM

Sunday, April 27, 2014 19 Comments

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Breaking news!

Rioters 14th May 2014

In a serious unfold of events, the nation awakes to witness the rise of female alias women empowerment in form of a young female leading the nation as the country's next Prime Minister . 0123 Years old,  Sakhi Rawant who has lead her life in service of others will be appointed as next PM of the country. This first time candidate from Notional Kaam Party AKA NKP has achieved in her first ever political venture that even the usual 80years old politician could not.

The "swearing" ceremony will take place on 20th May at the "Hariyali Farmhouse" of the legendary item girl who took to a bigger cause for her life, to commemorate her victory and celebrate the same with inspiration behind her election symbol- Hari Mirch aka Green Chilies. 

Sakhi gives all te credit of her success to sheer hardwork. She reiterates how she has soiled in the sun by doing door to door campaign, giving her sweat and blood to the cause. She gives the entire credit to all the prospective mother in laws who actively participated in her Swayamvar on national TV. In her words- Thank you Mujhe Bahu-mat banane ke liye magar bahumat se jitaane ke liye.  To reinforce her belief in fostering change to this society, she plans to throw a tea party for all her party members, sponsored by Taaj-aa tea. Jago ree. 

The official news partner of NAP would like to convey their heartfelt best wishes to the new PM. Let us join hands and F..K oops Buck up the women empowerment. Dear Sakhi, we look forward at you for a great stint in your new role. Rise, Shine and keep your fervor up like the true flavor of your Election symbol- Hari Mirch.
Photo File: I have given my blood and err sweat for this 

PS: if you wondered why Sakhi dressed like national flag of neighboring Pakistani sans a moon, the answer would be a simple wardrobe mis-function herein the legendary actress has asked her designer to make a costume similar to her party symbol [So that she can get inside the role effectively]


Photo File- Mujhe Bahu-mat banaye magar mujhe bahumat se jitaaye.

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19 comments:

  1. I know this is a sarcastic post. But, seriously, she is more qualified than Sonia Gandhi. What is her "better" qualification than Sonia Gandhi? She is a born Indian.

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    1. To say she is more qualified or less qualified than Sonia G, would not be a right thing to do..no? Both r unique n at times entertaining in their own way. One difference is that -one is lesser harmful.

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    2. Any one is better qualified than Sonia

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  2. Ha ha nice one Ekta...satire and sarcasm at its best looking at the current scenario :)

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    1. Thanks AMit! I am glad that U liked my sleepy post :)

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  3. very well put Ekta... nice post

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  4. Lovely Satire there Ekta. Enjoyed it, and yes, somedays I think she might be a better candidate than Sonia-Mummy :)

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    1. Yeah Sid...one never know what comes post May 14th.. I somehow loved her "hari mirch" symbol, equated by her hari mirch election wardrobe. Wonder what all things ppl do to please themselves.

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  5. hahah Nice :D dont mind me bring offensive but First time probably I am seeing her Image where She aint looking cheap :D and not flaunting her Cleavage. Jai Ho PM :D

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    1. Ha ha Indeed but like I said earlier, she does it in extremes...the all poll dressing and green color looks little too much and more like mocking the entire khadi brigade.

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  6. Dr Johnson was right: "Politics is the last refuge of the scoundrel".

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  7. ha ha ha ha..... Nice sensational news!

    ~S(t)ri Writes

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  8. Scintillating satire there Ekta :-D..It seems we are all in a spree for satirical post....the latest of my posts is also about election and yes..satirical..

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  9. That's a WoW post, Ekta and brilliant churned in the times of Lok Sabha where Abhinetas wear the cloak of Netas..Sakhi is one.
    http://vishal-newkidontheblock.blogspot.com/2014/04/wow-headlineswhen-pappu-grabbed.html

    It's Vishal here (www.vishalbheeroo.wordpress.com)

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